this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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