What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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