We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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