all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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