i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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