i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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