Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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