Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It was confusing and full of hummus
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
