That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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