I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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