I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
