so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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