so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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