Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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