Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
and you fell through a lawn chair
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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