Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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