My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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