You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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