the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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