So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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