whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she smelled like a LAN party
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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