We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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