Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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