that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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