dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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