So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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