She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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Sober January is a disaster.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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