He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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