"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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