even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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