the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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