The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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