i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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