Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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