We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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