On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I can't turn off my feet"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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