Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
