Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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