I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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