you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm both gender and math confused
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