the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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