so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
that may or may not have been my penis.
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