I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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