dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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