K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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