wakey wakey hands off snakey
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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