Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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