He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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