So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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