Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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