K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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