all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I've blown a few things in my day
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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