he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize