My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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