soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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