There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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