That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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