so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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