their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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