You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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