...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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