I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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